Dear Cakes,

Why is it that when we're making the practice cake, everything goes near to perfectly, but when we're making the real deal, everything falls apart? This is my sister's wedding, here. I wanted this to be GOOD. I wanted you to be something I could be PROUD of. The cake for the birthday party was great; I got little to no credit for it, but it was great. I'll definitely get credit for this one, though, because it's the one that won't be all that amazing.

In other words, maybe I should just go grab a cake from the grocery store and call it embarrassing. Deal? Deal.

Love, Tanika